Either someone in Brighton, U.K., has been watching too much Doctor Who or the city has a serious wormhole problem.
A concerned resident recently reported that a “wormhole or vortex” had opened up on Montreal Road -- a "portal to other times, places and dimensions," the Argus reported.
The local made the report to a website called "Fix My Street," but provided little other information for this reason: "I would have investigated further but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it."
Either the alleged dimensional portal is getting worse or people are having a lot of fun filing crank reports.
"I went past the other day and it seems to have got worse –- it is now emitting an unsettling yellow light and a large snake appears to be emerging from the wall," an eyewitness said, according to the Metro.
City officials said they will not be investigating the complaint, TNT Magazine reported.