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Honest Toddler Probably Won't Be Returning To Anthropologie

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Honest Toddler often accompanies the adults in his life on errands -- to Target or the grocery store, for instance -- and has plenty to say about these excursions. His recent stop at Anthropologie was no different in terms of the colorful commentary it inspired, but for some reason, we suspect that he won't be going back.

"In a store called Anthropologie. Looks like a cross between a garage sale and a wedding," he tweeted on April 22. He then proceeded to give a play-by-play of the trip, including the following: "Anthropologie, you may have changed your name but I know a Salvation Army when I see one" and "Tried to accidentally knock a table off its axis. Cashier looked at me like 'I will fight a child.'" He finally left after he licked a spoon that smelled like pudding.

Of course that's not all HT has been tweeting about in the past month. For his thoughts on bedtime stories, the Food Network, cats and dark chocolate, click through the slideshow below.

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