17 Tiny Pigs With Unrealistic Life Goals (PHOTOS)

05/17/2013 09:42 am ET

These tiny pigs think they have it all figured out, but they are due for a rude awakening.

1. Little pig, you expect an Etsy store to be your only source of income in such an oversaturated marketplace???
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2. The odds of needing a tiny pig extra on "Law & Order: SVU" are so low.
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3. How many pages exactly do you have written of this "great American novel," tiny pig?
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4. Who would even drive you to the 'America's Got Talent' auditions anyway, tiny pig?
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5. Form a band??? Come on, guys.
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6. Nevermind breaking into the business, you really think you'd find modeling fulfilling with your personality, tiny pig?
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7. Hey tiny pig, no gallery wants to display your "art."
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8. You guys, to be honest, that short film idea sounds truly awful.
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9. Look tiny pig, no one wanted to have to say this, but Beyonce is already married. To Jay-Z. And it doesn't look like their marriage is going to end anytime soon you sweet little fool.
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10. Oh piglet, you're no where near good enough at wrestling to turn pro.
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11. Cool it with the Kickstarter, piggy. Someone already came up with that app.
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12. Let's say you did finish culinary school and rounded up the capital, you're too tiny to drive a cupcake food truck.
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13. Oh tiny pig, the fashion blog bubble burst years ago.
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14. We know you've been to A LOT of open mics, tiny pig, we know.
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15. The movie "Babe" came out less than 20 years ago. It's not time for a remake, guys.
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16. Nobody told you "America's Next Top Dance Crew" got canceled? Back to dancing in the parking lot of K-Mart, piglets.
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17. Take off those wellies, little pig. No one's coming to your poetry slam.
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