These days, our knowledge of celebrities too often originates with paparazzi images and snarky quotes by anonymous "insiders." After a while, it's easy to forget that stars are real people. That's why HuffPost Celebrity decided to launch its all-new #nofilter quick-fire question and answer series. Because how well do you know someone until they've shared their guiltiest pleasures?
Oh, Russell Brand. Not only is he one of the funniest comedians in town, Brand is extremely bright as well, which made for a very interesting #nofilter challenge. The British motormouth stopped by HuffPost Live this morning (June 11) to discuss his new tour, "The Messiah Complex," but instead got into controversial conversations about sex, sexuality and monogamy. Plus, he got so frustrated with host Josh Zepps' computer, that he gave it the so-called H20 virus. (Yes, he dumped a glass of water all over Josh's laptop ... and it's my fault).
What's your guilty pleasure?
I don’t have guilty pleasures. If something gives you pleasure, don’t feel guilty about it as long as you’re not harming anybody else.
What's your best pickup line?
I don’t use pickup lines, that’s degrading to people. Interface with people as individuals, look at them, the information will come to you. You will see them as a fellow human being with their own individual facets and qualities and then you will interface with them and if you’re meant to be with them, you will, if not, you won’t. There’s no solution, there’s no formula and if you’re applying a formula to life, you’re going to live a formulated life.
Who's your ideal woman?
I like all women. All women. And you shouldn’t use ideals because that’s a philosophical form as opposed to a reality.
And from here it gets ... well, CRAZY. Watch the video above.
This is "the little lady in the box" (aka Leigh Blickley) reporting.
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<strong>Have you ever stolen anything?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/20/kristen-stewart-nofilter-on-the-road_n_2318623.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">Actually, no. I stole a pack of gum when I was younger and literally turned right around and gave it back. </a>
<strong>What movie could you watch over and over?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/02/emma-roberts-reveals-her-love-of-kelly-clarkson-dating-deal-breaker-huffpost-nofilter_n_2393445.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">"Clueless." I know all the words! I love that movie.</a>
<strong>What's one thing you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of someone else?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/30/the-bacon-brothers-nofilter-interview-a-prairie-home-companion_n_2213202.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">Moisturize.</a>
Melissa Joan Hart
<strong>What's the dumbest thing you've read about yourself?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/14/melissa-joan-hart-talks-family-90s-sitcom-characters_n_2303507.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">There is something out there about my ability to recite pi up to like, 40 numbers. I'm positive they are confusing me with someone else.</a>
<strong>When do you lose your temper?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/28/alicia-keys-girl-on-fire-interview-nofilter_n_2205194.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">When people try to hold me back.</a>
<strong>What's the silliest thing you've ever lied about?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/26/kristen-bell-shoplifting-huffington-post-celebrity-interview-no-filter_n_2004973.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">My great aunt congratulated me for being in the Batman movie. I said "Thank you." It wasn't until later that I realized she had confused "Christian Bale" with "Kirsten Bell" on the radio.</a>
<strong>If you could ask Kim Kardashian any question, what would it be?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/14/david-hasselhoff-guiltiest-pleasure-no-filter_n_2121345.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">Why?!</a>
<strong>What shows are always on your DVR?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/07/christina-applegate-style-fabkids-no-filter_n_2259563.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">"Homeland" is a big one. "Castle," "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart.</a>
<strong>If you were on a reality TV show, what would it be called?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/13/lisa-ling-our-america-journalist-pregnant_n_2295818.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">"The Boring People Club" -- no wait, "The Travelers.”</a>
<strong>If you were undead, would you be a vampire, zombie or ghost?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/21/lenny-kravitz-jets-new-song-like-a-jet-nofilter_n_2167538.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">A ghost.</a>
<strong>If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/08/janel-parrish-pretty-little-liar-nofilter_n_2433042.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">In-N-Out Burger!</a>
<strong>What's your guiltiest pleasure?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/10/giuliana-rancic-no-filter-talks-texting-movie-theater-dental-hygiene_n_2272689.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">Beauty pageants. I used to pray every night that I would become Miss USA. </a>
<strong>If failure weren't an option, what's one thing you would do? </strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/06/julia-stiles-silver-linings-playbook-klepto-nofilter_n_2247613.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">Be in a rock band.</a>
<strong>What's your guiltiest pleasure? </strong><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/04/kaitlin-olson-nofilter-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia_n_2237097.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">The "Real Housewives" of wherever.</a>
<strong>If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/autumn-reeser-nofilter-last-resort_n_2231177.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">A really good bottle of wine. That's it.</a>
<strong>What happens in your recurring dream/nightmare?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/29/sarah-paulson-american-horror-story-huffpost-nofilter_n_2167758.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">I have to perform onstage in minutes and I don't know any of my lines and no one can find the script. I dream this constantly.</a>
<strong>Have you ever set a Google Alert for yourself? </strong><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/18/cory-hardrict-talks-tia-mowry-lovelace-jennifer-lawrences-boyfriend-nofilter_n_2322667.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">Yeah I have Google Alert. I’ve had it for a couple of years now because my wife, she told me about it. I wasn’t really into it, but I was like, "Cool, I’ll get one."</a>
<strong>What's your go-to excuse?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/26/happy-endings-star-adam-pally-interview-no-filter_n_2138404.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">AT&T</a>
<strong>Who’s your celebrity crush?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/13/jill-zarin-reality-tv-huffpost-nofilter_n_2295812.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">J.Lo.</a>
<strong>If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/22/vinny-guadagnino-reveals-dream-job-favorite-meal-and-kris-humphries-bromance-nofilter_n_2171523.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">Probably my mom's chicken cutlets.</a>
Catelynn Lowell and Maci Bookout
<strong>What shows are always on your DVR?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/19/teen-mom-stars-maci-bookout-catelynn-lowell-reveal-hatred-for-kim-kardashian-huffpost-nofilter_n_2159923.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">Maci Bookout: "Suits" Catelynn Lowell: "Breaking Amish"</a>
<strong>What did you have for dinner last night?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/19/bethenny-frankel-last-mean-no-filter_n_2146245.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">I had a cobb salad and oysters and part of a crab cake and a little bit of a grilled artichoke and a lot of different little things that I shared with other people. And truffle fries.</a>
<strong>What's your favorite Motown song?</strong> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/16/bobby-brown_n_2143948.html?utm_hp_ref=nofilter">"Ain't No Mountain High Enough"</a>
Whitney Cummings and Chris D'Elia
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