06/13/2013 10:43 am ET Updated Jun 14, 2013

10 Unimaginable Events That Would Signify The End Of The World

Apocalyptic comedy "This Is the End" hits theaters this week. However, it's unlikely the world is really about to end -- unless, of course, the following ludicrous events transpire.

taylor swift
Taylor Swift says being jilted by ex-boyfriends not such a big deal after all.

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Kanye West enters therapy for low self-esteem.

zooey deschanel
Zooey Deschanel declares contempt for birds, kittens, vintage dresses.

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Kim Kardashian deletes her Twitter account.

Rihanna becomes an advocate for modesty.

justin bieber
Justin Bieber stops dressing like a '90s rapper, begins driving sensible car.

ryan gosling
Ryan Gosling reveals he can't get a girlfriend.

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Miley Cyrus stops taking selfies.

emma stone andrew garfield
This stops being adorable.

jessica simpson
Jessica Simpson earns Ph.D. in oceanography.


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