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06/13/2013 01:59 pm ET | Updated Aug 13, 2013

GoPro Camera Captures British's Man Extreme Crane Climb On Video

As James L. Kingston's YouTube description says, "When asked why he went up there to die, he replied: 'I didn't go up there to die. I went up there to live.'"

My reply to that is solely, "I now need a clean pair of pants."

The fact that anyone outside of the kingdom of monkeys (that is a part of the animal kingdom, right?) can perform this act is astonishing. As one YouTube commentor pointed out, the crane company should hire him to use his testicles as wrecking balls.

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