Here are two grown men fighting over a parking spot in the Upper East Side.
The video, uploaded to YouTube Wednesday by Daniel Ovechkin, shows the two men flailing fists at each other over a tiny plot of asphalt on 88th Street between Lexington and 3rd.
When the altercation ends, the men get back into their (matching?) cars. The man in the front car drives forward in order to back up into the coveted space-- recently vacated by a yellow cab-- but before he can practice his parallel parking, the man behind him drives forward, blocking him.
And because the men are blocking traffic, the frustrated driver of a red Porsche honks his horn for about 15 consecutive seconds, escalating the idiotic incident to new levels of awfulness.
Eventually, a hero emerges and finds a way to resolve the conflict.