Every new parent hears the following five words at least 1,000 times: "Sleep when the baby sleeps." One of life's great injustices, however, is that the baby will not want to sleep when everyone else does.
Exhibit A: Reddit user sillygoose08 posted this gem with the caption "Step 2: take over the world":
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