What do you do when you've already conquered the world of romance novel covers, the world of butter believability, and the world of roller-coaster bird watching? For 54-year-old Fabio, the answer is obviously to lurk around Whole Foods, promote his line of protein powders and jokingly romance-novel-pose with random guys.
You have to give it to the former model, though: He has a sense of humor about his claim to fame, and he did come out on top after facing off against that bird.
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