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Next Week's News: 7 Headlines We'll Probably See Next Week (PICTURES)

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The intense guinea pig battle royale that this armor was designed for will finally happen
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The summer solstice will pass and everyone will forget to perform the proper fertility rites like a bunch of jerks

Kate Middleton's royal birth plan was revealed, but so far no official mention of the water slide
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Obama getting a huge cheer in Berlin when he took off his jacket during a speech is only going to encourage him to take off his shirt and pants next time
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Paula Deen will be found in a test kitchen scrambling to make a time machine out of a deep fryer and a wire whisk
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People excited about the new Instagram video app being able to record 9 seconds longer than Vine will take a long, hard look at their reflection in the mirror
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All the parents-to-be out there who were previously planning to name their babies North will continue to stew on the baby message boards
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