Will someone please roll LeBron James in bubble wrap?
The Miami Heat's NBA Finals MVP nearly lost his head during the team's victory parade in Miami Monday, when it became suddenly and scarily obvious that stacking extra tall NBA players on top of an open double-decker bus rolling under several interstate overpasses wasn't the best idea.
A special "LeBron cam" caught James ducking on top of his bus when, while waving to fans along the parade route, he was quickly faced with a giant concrete overpass coming straight for his noggin.
"We got another one coming!" the King then turned to warn other players and family members on top of his bus, before the group ducked twice more to avoid losing their heads.
("Check out the catlike reflexes on Juwan Howard," pointed out Yahoo!'s Dan Devine. "I told you: The old guy's still got it.")
Questionable planning aside, LeBron was thrilled to see some 400,000 Heat fans lining the streets. "I'm extremely blessed, man," he said, according to the Associated Press. "It doesn't get any better than this."