"Detroit Blank City", the satiric series that's spoofing the entire city, block by redeveloping block, has returned for a second episode.
In "Detroit Diamond City," it's clear they're not afraid to ask the tough questions.
It's the simple things we've all pondered, like:
- Isn't there some way to make a profit off the broken glass littering city streets?
- Is that a yuppie on a bluetooth or a crazy dude talking to himself?
- Really, where can one park an Audi in the city?
Okay, let's get the extended text of that one, from a Lonely Island-esque rap:
Living in Detroit, man, it's an everyday struggle yo
And I dont know if I can take it dawg
Where am I gonna park my Audi?
'Hey man, when's Whole Foods gonna open'
Stop asking m*********er, I don't give a f**k
Cause I just need the water with the coconut
A new Detroit classic. Watch it above, and check out episode one, "Detroit Pop Up City," at "Detroit (Blank) City's" website.
And one last zinger:
"The EFM has said specifically we need to take advantage of what we have in Detroit. What do we have a lot of, here in Detroit?"
"Sadness, that's why the hipsters like it here so much. Because it makes them sad. But in a good way, like for really good art."