Channing Tatum Doesn't Eat, As Far As The Internet Is Concerned (GIFS)

You all know Channing Tatum.

This is Channing.

Yes, this is what he looks like.

He pretty much made a movie about looking like this.

Then Jamie Foxx wrote a song about him looking like this.

He's fine.

To say the least.

Now, in his own words, he's a "fat kid on the inside."

How so, you ask?

I love food so much, and I fluctuate about 25 to 30 pounds between movies. I feel like I have to do a chess movie that requires very little movement at some point, just so I can eat pizza and play chess on the beach all day. And then eat more pizza and cheeseburgers and drink beer. That'd be amazing. I'd give anything for that. I gotta figure that movie out. [Cosmo]

The problem? The Internet doesn't recognize Channing Tatum's caloric intake. Of any kind. In other words: As far as the Internet is concerned, Channing Tatum doesn't eat.

The only photo we found of Channing Tatum eating anything was him biting into an apple outside of Whole Foods.

Pizza? Cheeseburgers?

WHERE'S THE FOOD, CHANNING?