In the recent issue of Cosmopolitan magazine, hunky, humble man Channing Tatum said, "I wouldn't mind being the male Jennifer Lawrence. I think she's incredibly cool."
Oh, you do, do you Chan? Well, we think you already are the male Jennifer Lawrence, and here are all the reasons why:
You're a real goofball.
And a wonderfully hilarious stud.
Who's willing to make fun of himself for a laugh (or two, or three).
Spoiler alert: Go see "This Is the End."
You move like an angel (a badass angel).
You're also such a genuine, down-to-earth good guy.
And most likely, the best dad ever.
"I'm away from her for 12 to 13 hours and I feel like I come home and I feel like she's changed -- like her face looks different. You feel like every minute that you miss is horrible." [E! News]
You certainly are the best husband ever, hands down
"You have to want [the marriage to work]. Jenna's and my thing is checking in with each other all the time, like 'On a scale from one to 10, how much do you love me right now?' And you gotta be honest, and you've got to want an honest answer." [Cosmo]
Though the Internet refuses to acknowledge your six-pack requires sustenance to sustain itself, you like your junk food (just like Jen Law!)
"I'm a fat kid on the inside ... I love food so much, and I fluctuate about 25 to 30 pounds between movies. I feel like I have to do a chess movie that requires very little movement at some point, just so I can eat pizza and play chess on the beach all day. And then eat more pizza and cheeseburgers and drink beer. That'd be amazing. I'd give anything for that. I gotta figure that movie out." [Cosmo]
And just as Lawrence was awestruck by Jack Nicholson, you have your celebrity crush: George Clooney
"I've spent time with George Clooney, and he's the most interesting man on the planet. He can do it all. I guess what I'm saying is I'd have sex with him." [The Sun]
Your smile is sunshine.
As are you.
"I worked at a puppy kitty nursery in Tampa. It was incredible. I just got to play with dogs all day, and give them medication and take care of them when they’re puppies, the best stage." [Vanity Fair]
OSCARS ALL AROUND, Y'ALL!