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The 10 Sexiest American Flags (PHOTOS)

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We've got the hottest, sexiest American flags just blowing in the wind to get you hot and bothered for the 4th of July.

We'd pledge allegiance to THAT
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Stripes for days
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Red, white, and don't mind if I do
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We'd party with these flags
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That's right, wave it on home over the land of the free.
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Get out of our dreams and onto our flag display
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Are you tired? 'Cause you've been waving through our minds allllll day
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Oh, we'll keep an eye on the grand, old flag alright
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These colors don't run, they STUN
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Was Betsy Ross* a thief? 'Cause she stole all the stars out of the sky and put them on your blue rectangle part
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*We know there's no proof Betsy Ross made the first flag, or that she was a thief.

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