Mariah Carey's Puppies Have Ridiculously Elaborate Names Because Of Course (PHOTO)

07/06/2013 01:51 pm ET

Even if we gave you 20 tries, you'd never guess what Mariah Carey named her new puppies. And why would you? Mariah is nothing if not royalty and her brand new pups deserve elaborate names to fit into her family ... or so she thinks, we're sure.

Carey welcomed the new additions to her family last May (she already has five Jack Russell terriers: Cha Cha, Jackie Lambchops, Jill E. Beans, Squeak E. Beans and JJ, notes People). The singer took to social media at the time and asked her many fans and followers to help her name the new pooches, offering Pow, Pip and Beau T. Ful as options.

Last week, the "Beautiful" singer took to Twitter again to announce a decision has been made. Introducing:

That's right. Mariah and Nick Cannon's new pups are named The Good Reverend Pow Jackson, Pipitty L. Jackson, and Mutley P. Gore Jackson the 3rd.

Now that's a mouthful.

The 43-year-old also posted a photo to Instagram showing off The Good Reverend Pow Jackson:


We suggest the couple's twins, Moroccan and Monroe, start practicing their pets' names now.

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