Most people don't think they will ever need to throw a raccoon down a set of stairs -- including Kevin Rose. But the founder of Digg and partner at Google Ventures found himself in that position on Saturday after a critter attacked his dog, Toaster, in the middle of the night. Watch the whole incident in the video above.
To answer your most burning question: Yes, there is a parody Twitter account of the raccoon.
GIF via @joshpetri