"I think legally I can still be killed for that."
John Oliver didn't hold back as he kicked off "The Daily Show's" full-team coverage of the birth of Prince William and Kate Middleton's son on Tuesday. Proclaiming "Finally, we have a member of the royal family with an actual excuse for being a toothless, petulant, useless human being..." Oliver then paused for a moment. "That one could get me into trouble back home."
You don't say?
After the multiple-part segment that skewered the royals – "Just how inbred is this family?" – the Queen herself, as well as the international obsession with the birth, we wouldn't be surprised if Oliver has some passport trouble if he tries to visit anytime soon.
Watch part one of the segment above, and click over to "The Daily Show" site for more.