Wee baby Cambridge is the luckiest boy around. Should you need a reminder: the royal baby is a PRINCE, he's loaded, he's got gorgeous parents and adorable grandparents... and the coolest auntie in Europe.

We can totally tell that Pippa Middleton, Kate's little sis, is going to be an amazing ally for the royal baby. While some thought the Pipster might have been a lousy bridesmaid, we think she'll be a total ace at auntdom. Behold, all the things Pippa can help the royal baby with when he simply can't turn to his parents:

1. All of baby Cambridge's schoolmates are going to have crushes on her.

Remember when her bum stole the spotlight on Kate's wedding day?

2. She can teach him how to hide a hangover behind sunglasses (when he's of age, of course).

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"What 'drunk face'?"

3. She's a party planner, so she can help him to throw righteous ragers.

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And join in the revelry.

4. As a Vanity Fair-endorsed tennis spectator, she'll totally cheer him on at sporting events.

Bravo!

5. She gives good advice from her treasure trove full of "Pippa Tips."

We never thought of that one before!

6. She can whip up yummy meals with the help of her cookbook.

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(And teach him not to write a cookbook of his own.)

Any more we missed? Tell us in the comments!

Look how much the royal baby has to learn:

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  • Kate Middleton, June 2008

    With Holly Branson at Whisky Mist in London

  • Prince William, October 2008

    Leaving the Met Bar in London

  • Kate and Pippa Middleton, September 2008

    At The Day-Glo Midnight Roller Disco Fundraiser in London

  • Kate Middleton, January 2008

    Attending the after party following the opening night of 'Afrika Afrika"

  • Prince Harry, August 2011

    Here is the prince on vacation in Croatia. He threw himself in a pool at Veneranda nightclub and then danced the night away with soaking wet clothes!

  • Sarah Ferguson, July 2008

    Leaving Cipriani restaurant

  • Pippa Middleton, October 2008

    At the Boujis nightclub in London

  • Kate Middleton, May 2008

    Leaving Boujis

  • Princess Eugenie, November 2008

    On holiday in West India

  • Pippa Middleton, December 2012

    Leaving the Christmas Charity Sales Launch at St. James Church in London

  • Prince Harry, December 2010

    Outside Public Nightclub in London

  • Prince William, September 2005

    Dancing with a 25-year-old makeup artist at the after-party of Tom Parker Bowles & Sara Buys wedding

  • Princess Eugenie, May 2013

    Leaving Lulu's in London

  • Princess Beatrice, May 2013

    Leaving Lou Lou's with boyfriend, Dave Clark

  • Pippa Middleton, April 2013

    At Arthur De Soultrait's 'Vicomte A' Anniversary party at the Vicomte Theatre in Paris

  • Prince Harry, April 2012

    Leaving the Arts Club in London

  • Prince Harry, December 2011

    Leaving the Arts Club in London

  • Prince Harry, December 2011

    Leaving the Arts Club in London after partying with David Beckham

  • Princess Beatrice, December 2010

    Leaving Public nightclub in London

  • Princess Eugenie, December 2010

    Leaving Public nightclub in London

  • Princess Beatrice, March 2010

    Celebrating Eugenie`s birthday at the Berkley Hotel bar in London

  • Princess Eugenie, March 2010

    Celebrating Eugenie`s birthday at the Berkley Hotel bar in London

  • Princess Eugenie, August 2008

    At Mahiki nightclub in London

  • Dave Clark and Princess Eugenie, October 2008

    Leaving Cipriani restaurant in London

  • Princess Eugenie, November 2009

    Leaving Bingalow Eight nightclub in London at 12:30 am.

  • Princess Eugenie, February 2009

    Leaving Boujis nightclub in London at 4 am

  • Princess Beatrice, January 2009

    Hailing a cab after attending a birthday party at the Cuckoo Club in Piccadilly

  • Sarah Ferguson, June 2008

    Leaving the China Tang restaurant to celebrate Dave Clark's 26th birthday

  • Princess Eugenie, April 2008

    Leaving Boujis nightclub in London

  • Pippa Middleton, April 2013

    Leaving Arthur De Soultrait's 'Vicomte A' Anniversary party at the Vicomte Theatre in Paris

  • Sarah Ferguson, October 2010

    Celebrating her birthday at Zuma restaurant in London

  • Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice, October 2010

    Celebrating their mother's birthday at Zuma restaurant in London

  • Princess Beatrice, January 2012

    Leaving a nightclub with her boyfriend, Dave Clark

  • Sarah Ferguson, February 2012

    Leaving The Wolseley Restaurant in London

  • Sarah Ferguson, October 2008

    At a night out at Zuma restaurant

  • Kate Middleton, September 2008

    At The Day-Glo Midnight Roller Disco Fundraiser

  • Princess Eugenie, November 2008

    Leaving Boujis nightclub in London

  • Princess Eugenie, September 2008

    Leaving Boujis nightclub in London

  • Sarah Ferguson, February 2009

    With Geir Frantzen, leaving China Tang restaurant

  • Princess Eugenie, September 2008

    Leaving "Whisky Mist" in Mayfair

  • Princess Beatrice, November 2008

    Greeting a friend on a night out

  • Prince William and Kate Middleton, January 2006

    In Ibiza

  • Prince Harry, August 2008

    At Mahiki nightclub in London

  • Princess Beatrice, September 2008

    At The Day-Glo Midnight Roller Disco Fundraiser

  • Princess Beatrice, August 2008

    At Mahiki nightclub in London

  • Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice, August 2008

    With Dave Clark at Mahiki nightclub in London

  • Kate Middleton, June 2007

    Coming home with a friend from a night out

  • Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy, October 2009

    Leaving a club in Notting Hill

  • Prince Harry, October 2007

    Partying at a hotel in Paris, France following the defeat of England's rugby team in the World Cup Finals

  • Prince Harry, September 2009

    Leaving Raffles Club in London at 3 am.

  • Prince Harry, April 2009

    Leaving Kitts nightclub at 3:30 am

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