Junk Squad Helps Politicians Text Their D*ck Pics Safely (VIDEO)

07/26/2013 02:26 pm ET

Finally, there's a squad out there who can help our greatest politicians solve their most insurmountable problem: safe d*ck-pic texting. Thanks to Team Coco for forming the Junk Squad... too bad they weren't here in time to deliver Carlos from Danger.

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