But not everybody does it in their pants, inside a federal courthouse and then gets jail time for it.
That was the case for 50-year-old Ronald Strong who, according to a recent Salon article accidentally defecated in his pants, went to clean it up and left such a terrible mess in the bathroom that the 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals gave the Maine man a week in jail.
In a graphic 57-page document detailing Strong’s crappy day, a distinguished judge included “vivid comparisons to spaghetti with meat sauce and chunky peanut butter.”
Things could be worse, like a Florida man who punched a cop and pooped his pants.
Or another Florida fellow who shot up a public dock, then pooped himself.
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