JOHNSTOWN, Pa. -- Authorities say a 12-year-old boy used a BB gun to rob a 10-year-old who was running a lemonade stand in western Pennsylvania.
Johnstown Sgt. Patrick Goggin says the 12-year-old approached the stand Monday with what appeared to be a handgun in his pocket and threatened the younger boy. Goggin says the boys "got into a wrestling match over the money box" before the older boy took $30 and ran away.
Three other children chased the boy home and helped police track him down. That's when police determined the boy had a BB gun.
Police aren't identifying the suspect because he'll be charged in juvenile court where most cases remain confidential.
Johnstown is about 60 miles east of Pittsburgh.
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Teddy Bear Body Bags!
OK, Not Really
It's a washing machine-safe bag for Teddy. Still, we couldn't help but notice a bit of morbidity in "Teddy Needs a Bath!"
So you're training your baby to be a hipster, huh? Round this gift off with a trust-funded apartment in Brooklyn, soy milk, and biodegradable diapers.
It's important that your kid learns the pride and general enjoyment of having mounted heads on his or her wall early.
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Don't stare into its eyes too long. It will try to reach into your soul.
No good child is complete without a nervous tick or complex brought on by a deep-rooted fear of inanimate objects. <a href="http://www.numbersalive.org/">NumbersAlive!</a> gives a face to your favorite numbers, which is horrifying.
Awww, look at wittle Heisenberg and his wittle meth cook outfit! Breaking Bad plush dolls are awesome, we'll admit, but should your kids own them? Yes, actually. They'll be chemists in no time.
Readers are always asking us, "I want to line my child's wall with anthropomorphized soft cylinders, but which ones should I get?" Here you go. Thank us later.
Son, I told you not to eat the cupcakes before dinner. You know the consequence for your actions. Thirty minutes in the Thinking Putty.
You can play a game with fake baloney, we hear. It appears to be some sort of twisted home economics lesson with no reward of a sandwich at the end.
Time To Get Alternative!
Forget Bratz, your child was <em>made</em> to start their own alternative clique at school. This pink-haired monkey is a lesson in fashion.