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08/01/2013 02:18 pm ET Updated Oct 01, 2013

What To Do If You're A Detroit 'Hipster' Suddenly Interviewed By Media

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It's getting real out here in these Southwest Detroit streets as not one, but several "no-hipster" tags are popping up all over that part of town.

While people on social media debate exactly who's behind it all ("It's not written in Spanish or Ebonics so it's obviously a white person!"), the biggest fear Detroit hipsters have right now is that writers will begin snooping around West Vernor looking for something to add to the nonstop bankruptcy coverage. The potential narrative? "As Detroit seeks new residents, some face an unfriendly welcome." There's your inevitable New York Times headline.

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