C'mon, guys -- we can't be the only ones still pining for "Summer Heights High." The Australian cult classic mockumentary may have concluded way back in 2007, but we still use it as a style guide.
Yes, really. While public school politics proved pretty tricky to navigate, we couldn't help but learn from Ja'mie, the shallow, popular girl with plenty of beauty tips to share. She may not be the kindest, but she speaks the truth. Below, Ja'mie's most resonant style lessons:
Never let them know how hard you're trying.
Keep your sex appeal in check.
Find a way to distract from your insecurities.
Dance like no one is watching.
Find a way to casually slip your talents into conversations.
Always stay ahead of the trends.
Eating disorders are uncool.
Remember you're better than your competition.
Never, ever let your true colors show.
Boys DO care about your appearance.
Believe the hype about juice cleanses.
Oh, and Mr. G taught us a good one, too: The higher the stakes, the more memorable your outfit.
Any wisdom we missed? Tell us in the comments!
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