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08/07/2013 10:31 am ET

What The Heck Is Christy Turlington Talking About In This Calvin Klein Ad? (VIDEO)

We're beginning to think spokesmodels shouldn't speak in commercials at all.

Christy Turlington's new video ad for Calvin Klein is, to put it simply, awkward. The 44-year-old looks amazing, of course, but what the heck is she talking about? "This says what I really feel. It's not a secret, just personal. You might be surprised. Just between you and me."

It's not as bad as Brad Pitt's epic Chanel No. 5 voiceover, but about as weird as Diane Kruger's recent Chanel commercial script.

Next time, perhaps a picture (or silent film) would be worth a thousand words?

Check out the video above.

Maybe fashion can learn from these commercials...

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