Every time you reach for your keys, you're like:
Trying to name a song in the Top 10 is like:
When 20-somethings talk about dating and college kids talk about hook up culture, you're like:
Trying to balance all the responsibilities in your life is like:
Trying to lose weight quickly is like:
In the 80s, you had THIS much energy:
When you finally convince your adult kids to go on vacation with you, you're like:
When you show off your 50-something bikini body at the beach, you're like:
You definitely can't do this anymore:
And some of your attempts to be sexy turn out like this:
But, when someone suggests that you're old, you're like:
