'South Park' has been around since 1997, and has changed along with the times. When it started, Parker and Stone were getting $1,200 to make video Christmas cards for Fox executives. In 2012, they are influential, Tony Award-winning, multi-millionaire media moguls. One thing hasn't changed: in season one, Kenny was getting ripped apart by football players. In season 16, Tom Brady is guzzling a Gatorade bottle of a child's semen. Sports are one of the weirdest, stupidest, most ritualistic and overly-glorififed things human beings can do, and 'South Park' has been in tune with that since the very beginning.