It's probably a good thing that dogs can't talk. Can you imagine what they'd say? Most dogs' hobbies are limited to sleeping, eating, playing and drinking out of toilets, so you can imagine they might not be the most talented conversationalists.
But in the movies and TV, we get to experience the fantasy that dogs can talk, and they have incredible things to say. Is it possible to watch "Up" or "Homeward Bound" without wishing just a little bit that we could hear our pups' thoughts?
Check out the video above for the only supercut you'll ever need of dogs talking.
Video produced by Hannah Levy.