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09/10/2013 11:26 am ET | Updated Jul 28, 2014

9 More Mustaches Justin Bieber Couldn't Pull Off (Other Than His Own)

UPDATE:
Bieber and his mustache are back! Well, sort of. Both are still kind of half-assing it. Maybe it's all the speeding around in his Lamborghini. His whiskers are so busy holding on for dear life, none of them have a chance to plant a permanent home. Yet another reason to slow down, Biebs. Let the mustache do the mustache.

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PREVIOUSLY ON BIEBER 'STACHE WATCH:
Making the intentional transition from baby-butt-smooth skin to facial hair is a milestone every young man reaches in his life. And often the move is premature. As is the case with Justin Bieber and his new 'stache, which is really just a re-creation of his old 'stache, which was equally as crusty.

The 19-year-old Bieber showed up to Fashion Week in New York sporting the new mustache, which you can juuuuuust sort of make out if you're using the Hubble Telescope:

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(Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

Justin, maybe you're just not a mustache guy yet. To drive the point home, here are some other mustaches that you won't be able to pull off, just in case you were wondering.

The Borat

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Magnum P.I. Bieber

justin bieber mustaches

I'm Bieb Burgundy?

justin bieber mustaches

Charlie Chaplin Bieber

justin bieber mustaches

Wilford Brimley Bieber

justin bieber mustaches

Salvador Dali Bieber

justin bieber mustaches

Hulkamania Bieber

justin bieber mustahces

Ron Swanson Bieber

justin bieber mustaches

And because why not, Groucho Disguise Bieber

justin bieber mustache

All photos via Getty Images.

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