Sorry, braddah. Surfers are the coolest and you'll probably never be one. But don't let that one tiny obstacle stop you from being a major barney and adopting their oh, so cool vernacular. Check out surf slang below that you can totally incorporate into your land-locked life.
Ace: To be literally solitary or solo in your state of mind.
Aggro: To be incredibly aggressive.
All buss up: To be drunk or stoned.
Alva: To be extreme or radical with no concern for danger or morality. Refers to Tony Alva, one of the most legendary skateboarders of the Z-boys skateboarding team.
Amped: To be stoked, excited, ready for whatever.
Ate it: To have had a gnarly wipeout.
Bag: To leave, bail.
Barney: An immature surfer wannabe.
Beef: A difference in opinion, disagreement.
Beat: To be worn out, spent.
Bent: Mad, angry or belligerent.
Brah / Braddah: A friend or buddy.
Cockaroach (KAH-kah-rohch): To steal.
Dank: Awesome, sweet.
Epi: A shortening of the word "epic."
Gnarly: Intense, dangerous, rough.
Try: Slang for "Please" as in, "Try move," "Try wait."