We're not expecting literary greatness from bar signs, but if you've even been through a rough breakup, you'll agree that this Nashville bar's ploy to get you to buy a cold one is pretty darn clever:

That beats any big-budget beer ad we've ever seen on TV.

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  • Blah, Blah, Blah

    This sign says nothing and everything at the same time.

  • A Thought Provoking Question

    Either way you answer, you're coming in.

  • It's Always 5 o'clock Somewhere

    Quite literally.

  • A Healthy Life Mantra

    These two go hand in hand.

  • It's For A Good Cause

    The earthquake may have been 14 years ago, but it's never too late to help.

  • The Best Kind Of Soup

    Sure, I'll take a cup.

  • Be Like The Anchorman

    Order some scotch.

  • Today Is Not Special

    Depressing, but sure.

  • Drink Your College Years Away

    And make your parents proud.

  • It's A Mystery

    Tonight's going to get WEIRD.

  • A Very Logical Sign

    Therefore, my choice to come in and drink is also logical.

  • When Life Gets Boring

    We can think of one thing that always works.

  • Pro Tip

    Look, you're already saving money.

  • Where Happiness Is Sold

    Who's buying?

  • 5 Reasons

    I only need one and it's the cat-like reflexes.

  • Why Not?

    No reason necessary.

  • That's A Good Deal

    Free air guitar isn't easy to come by.

  • A No-Brainer

    Until you look a little closer.