We're not expecting literary greatness from bar signs, but if you've even been through a rough breakup, you'll agree that this Nashville bar's ploy to get you to buy a cold one is pretty darn clever:
That beats any big-budget beer ad we've ever seen on TV.
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Blah, Blah, Blah
This sign says nothing and everything at the same time.
A Thought Provoking Question
Either way you answer, you're coming in.
It's Always 5 o'clock Somewhere
A Healthy Life Mantra
These two go hand in hand.
It's For A Good Cause
The earthquake may have been 14 years ago, but it's never too late to help.
The Best Kind Of Soup
Sure, I'll take a cup.
Be Like The Anchorman
Order some scotch.
Today Is Not Special
Depressing, but sure.
Drink Your College Years Away
And make your parents proud.
It's A Mystery
Tonight's going to get WEIRD.
A Very Logical Sign
Therefore, my choice to come in and drink is also logical.
When Life Gets Boring
We can think of one thing that always works.
Look, you're already saving money.
Where Happiness Is Sold
I only need one and it's the cat-like reflexes.
No reason necessary.
That's A Good Deal
Free air guitar isn't easy to come by.
Until you look a little closer.