UPDATE 2016: IT'S BACK!
Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp special can really be endless, but you aren't ready to conquer this feast.
You must remember when you enter the Seafood Chain Empire that you're at war. You're at war with yourself, and most of all, you're at war with Red Lobster. The moment you walk in, you'll face a deadly uphill battle as you try to have a truly endless shrimp experience -- while Red Lobster methodically works to end your hunger early.
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I ate 101 shrimp at Red Lobster, and I had more dish options than anyone else in the restaurant. If you really want Endless Shrimp, you're going to need this list of DOs and DON'Ts:
DO: Get Excited
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DO: Bring Friends
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DON'T: Eat Sides
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DO: Drink
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DON'T: Get The Soy-Wasabi Shrimp
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DO: Know The Items That Aren't On The Menu
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DO: Bring A Shrimp Counter
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DO: Understand What This Is Doing To Your Body
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DO: Order The Scampi
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DON'T: Listen To Anything We've Just Said
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