Sofia Vergara claimed that she isn't always sexy at the 2013 Emmys, though when pressed for reasons, the only unsexy habit the "Modern Family" bombshell could come up with was "I can’t sleep without socks.” Um, dealbreaker?
Plenty of other comely stars have made similarly implausible comments about their sex appeal, or lack thereof. Here's what they had to say:
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