"Shutdown"? What's a "shutdown"?
If you were looking at the Fox News website, you might think you were in a different universe than the one where everyone is talking about a government shutdown.
What we have, according to the network, is a "slimdown." The government's not frozen and crippled -- it's just losing a little weight!
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Ironically, on television, there was still talk of a "shutdown":
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