It's not all national park closings and furloughed workers, the government shutdown also means the rule of law goes completely out the window... doesn't it?

Here's a breakdown – in helpful pie chart form – of how we're willfully misinterpreting the shutdown. Incidentally, this is also a good list of why we're all going to be arrested, fired and expelled sometime in the next couple of days.

Thanks a lot, Speaker Boehner.

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