Dear President Of Television: Please give the booking producer on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" an Emmy right this very minute.
Whoever thought of having comedian Artie Lange and writer, editor, actress (i.e. most impressive 17-year-old ever) Tavi Gevinson sit next to each other on Fallon deserves all the awards and medals for all time.
The interaction between the two was pricelessly awkward, with Gevinson seeming by turns amused and creeped out by Lange's, shall we say, in-your-face humanity.
Best part: when Fallon mentions Gevinson's "Rookie" video series "Ask A Grown Man", Lange offers some useful advice of his own about financial dealings with prostitutes.
The more you know...