Is your crotch burning?
If so, call 911 immediately.
When you get back from the hospital check out the Fanny Flambeaux doll, an extremely dangerous toy with the power to shoot flames out of her special lady parts.
Don't be alarmed, Fanny Flambeaux isn't a real doll, but a pet project by Big Clive, who cobbled together items from a barbecue style gas lighter, a pack of photo paper and extremities from another doll.
Watch Big Clive unbox the oddity and learn how to make your own Fanny.