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Ke$ha's 13 Most Absurd Beliefs About The World

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Ke$ha is preparing for the second season of "My Crazy Beautiful Life," by continuing to spew bizarre comments about genitals and the supernatural on late-night television. Earlier this week, she sat down with Jimmy Kimmel, to let the audience know that one of the episodes will include an exorcism, on account of a "ghost that haunts [her] vagina." In an attempt to ready ourselves for the insanity, we've rounded up Ke$ha's 13 most absurd beliefs about the world.

It is okay to pee in the street ...

... and to then drink that same pee.

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Beards are edible.

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Bras and headdresses ought to be made out of human teeth.

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Dildos can be great boyfriends.

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And ghosts can be great lovers ...

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... but sometimes they haunt your body.

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She was born with a tail, but it was brutally chopped off and stolen.

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It is sexy and cool to publicly electrocute your vagina.

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Earrings should be shaped like penises.

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She was both "a dude" and "a warrior princess" in past lives.

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Fellatio should be practiced on cannolis.

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And Jack Daniels is an acceptable substitute for toothpaste.

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