Sean Connery? Taken. Ted Danson? Taken. John Slattery? Ugh -- he's taken, too.
You might think that all the smokin' silver foxes in Hollywood are married to some lucky woman who isn't you. Not so, ladies. The guys in the list below are all divorced -- or soon-to-be divorced -- and all certifiably foxy.
1. Richard Gere
The OG silver fox is newly single.
2. Matt LeBlanc
We wouldn't mind having a "Friend" in this fox.
3. George Clooney
Bet you didn't even realize George was divorced. Newsflash: He is -- and he's totally a silver fox.
4. Morgan Freeman
The voice of God. And a major fox to boot.
5. Russell Crowe
Yes, the salt-and-pepper scruff counts. Our boy Russ is a fox and a half.
6. Clint Eastwood
We wouldn't mind cozying up on an invisible chair with this silver fox.
7. Alexander Payne
Award-winning director silver fox.
8. Cesar Millan
You must love dogs to get with this divorced silver fox.
9. Dennis Haysbert
We'd be in good hands® with this silver fox. (Get it? Dennis Haysbert is the voice of Allstate, guys.)
10. Vincent Cassel
Le silver fox.
11. Larry David
We'd have to curb our enthusiasm if we ever met this silver fox.
12. Sean Penn
Unpredictable. Political. Wildly talented. A few other words that describe Sean Penn? Silver-haired and divorced.
13. David Byrne
Talking Heads silver fox.
14. Peter O'Toole
What, you didn't realize Mr. Lawrence of Arabia himself has been divorced since 1979? Get with it, ladies.