Sure, you love your spouse, but sharing space with him or her can sometimes leave you wishing you were single again. If any of the below sounds familiar, consider yourself put on notice.*
Oh no you didn't.
After that nice dinner I made you?
Don't even think about putting this in the pantry.
I hate you.
I'm calling the lawyer.
*HuffPost is not responsible for any divorce filings this post may cause.
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