Geez, guys. The team at Cracked wants you to know exactly how weird beer really is. Their parody ad for Karp's, the most honest beer company to ever exist, details not only how bad beer really is for you, but also how strange the fermenting process is. They remind us, brutally, that yeast is really a tiny organism that eats sugar and "poops" out "poison." That's right. The cold, refreshing brew after a hard day's work is just poison yeast poop.

So... you guys want to meet after work for a few pints of "addictive liver-brain poison?" Yeah, neither do we.

Want to read more from HuffPost Taste? Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest and Tumblr.

Also on HuffPost:

Loading Slideshow...
  • Beer Sangria

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Beer Sangria recipe</a> by The Beeroness</strong>

  • Beer With Chile Granita

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Beer with Chile Granita recipe</a></strong>

  • Michelada

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Michelada recipe</a> by Macheesmo</strong>

  • Strawberry Beer Lemonade

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Strawberry Beer Lemonade recipe</a> by The Beeroness</strong>

  • Beer Ice Cream Float

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Beer Ice Cream Float recipe</a> by Food Blogga via Food52</strong>

  • Beer Bloody Mary

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Beer Bloody Mary recipe</a> by The Beeroness</strong>

  • Panaché

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Panaché recipe</a> by Simply Recipes</strong> A genius combination of beer and 7-Up.

  • Ginger Shandies

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Ginger Shandies recipe</a></strong>

  • Broadway Beer Cocktail

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Broadway Beer Cocktail recipe</a> by A Beautiful Mess</strong>

  • Ginger Orange Beer Cocktail

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Ginger Orange Beer Cocktail recipe</a> by VanessaS via Food52</strong>

  • Blood Orange Beer Cocktail

    <strong>Get the <a href="" target="_blank">Blood Orange Beer Cocktail recipe</a></strong>