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10/25/2013 09:01 am ET

Jon Stewart Apologizes To World For U.S. Drone Strikes, Spying: 'Sorry You Forgot That We're Kind Of D*cks' (VIDEOS)

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So, the United States has killed more civilians with drone strikes than we've admitted and we've wire tapped pretty much every leader of every other country. Pfft... what's the big deal, world, it's not like you didn't know who you were dealing with. Do you really need Jon Stewart to explain this to you?

Yes. Yes, you do.

On Thursday's "Daily Show," Jon Stewart laid out the reasons why everyone hates the U.S. right now (see part one below) and then he asked the rest of the world to meet him at camera three for a chat and an apology... of sorts (part two below).

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Part Two:

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