Edward Bruce Johnson Allegedly Crammed Cialis Pill In Crack Pipe

He wanted to get lifted, but got a rise out of the cops, instead.

Edward Bruce Johnson, 67, was busted with Oxycodone pills and a crack pipe filled with the erectile dysfunction drug Cialis, Florida police say.

The Gainesville man was stopped for a traffic violation on Saturday, according to the Gainesville Sun. Police said he initially gave a false name, and when they searched his vehicle they found Cialis and Oxycodone in his glove compartment. Further investigation revealed that half of a Cialis pill was crammed into his crack pipe.

Johnson didn't have a prescription for either pill, police said. The pipe tested positive for crack cocaine.

The discovery wasn't the end for Johnson's hard times, either. Police discovered that his driver's license had been revoked and that he was convicted in 2000 of aggravated assault.

He was held in Alachua County Jail on $22,500 bond.

It's unclear what smoking a Cialis does to a man, but we do know that too much of an erectile dysfunction drug is bad. In September, a Colombian man took so much Viagra that he ended up needing surgery on his penis.

The prescription medication is a lot easier to get now that it's sold online, too, so expect to see plenty more dysfunctional stories on HuffPost Weird News.