10/29/2013 06:33 pm ET Updated May 15, 2014

This Restaurant Sign Knows Why You're Still Single

Have a sneaking suspicion you're going to be single for the rest of your life? It's possible, and this sign knows exactly why:

Come on, deep down, you knew there had to be consequences.

For those of you unfamiliar with El Arroyo, it's a Tex-Mex restaurant in downtown Austin renowned for its sassy signage. Notable sign messages from the past include one billing the place as the "last queso stop before a bunch of yoga studios" and another promising a free brunch if you have a heat stroke on the restaurant's patio.

Never change, Austin.

(H/T Reddit)

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