10/30/2013 07:47 am ET

9 Of The Funniest Ecards You'll Ever Read


People have mixed feelings about turning 50. Some handle it better than others. A great greeting card can lighten the mood and make light of the oft-dreaded birthday.

Did you know Americans purchase over 6.5 billion greeting cards per year?

Here are some funny (and snarky) ecards from Someecards you can send to your quinquagenarian friends and beyond! - Enjoy your senior citizen discounts. You deserve them. Happy Birthday - You're only as old as your meticulously chosen and outdated Facebook profile photo suggests. - Welcome to the age where you'll often forget your age. - Happy birthday to someone who's getting better with age in the ability to conceal how old they really are. - Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet. - Happy birthday to someone who's still a long way from being as old and useless as Congress. - May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people. - I'd be more excited about you being a year older if I was in your will. - Happy birthday to someone who's aged much better in the last four years than Obama.

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