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The Week's Funniest Only In Miami Tweets

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You've surprised us, Miami!

Though we've been tracking the most quintessential #onlyinMiami tweets for some time now, we mistakenly assumed this week's edition would be full of "sexy nurse/referee" Halloween hijinks. And then, while perusing the hashtag, it dawned on us: every week is sexy hijinks week in Miami! And while that does help make Miami Miami, there's so much more of note: Spanglish trick-or-treating instructions, tweets about avocados, illegal monkey breeding, and bars where discounted drinks still cost more than $15.

Check out the observations that prove our Magic City is like nowhere else on Earth -- and we wouldn't have it any other way:

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