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15 Things Bruce Jenner Can Do Now That He's A Single Man

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When we learned that Kris and Bruce Jenner were calling it quits after 22 years of marriage last month, we couldn't help but think of one thing: all the activities Bruiser can do now that he's a single man again!

Without further ado, here are 15 things Bruce can do now that he's free from Kris Jenner's house rules:

1. Watch TV at insane volume levels, without someone telling him to turn it down.

2. Relax, knowing that each waking moment is not going to be documented on Instagram.

3. Fly his mini helicopters all day.
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4. Buy as many guns for protection as he wants.

5. Drink more than two beers.

6. Play golf with Angie Everhart.
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7. Sleep with the AC off.

8. Meet new women.
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9. Enjoy the silence.
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10. Hang out with the boys more.
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11. Save some money.

12. Install his own putting green in his backyard.
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13. Not look at this picture.

14. Work on growing his ponytail.

15. Keep up with the Kardashians a little less.

Welcome to singlehood, Bruce!

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