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11/07/2013 03:17 pm ET Updated Nov 07, 2013

The Wait Is Over: A Rob Ford Crack Remix Is Finally Here (VIDEO)

It has been two days since Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admitted to having smoked crack, which in Internet time might as well be two centuries.

Meaning, of course, there's now a YouTube remix of Rob Ford's admission.

Mixed by DJ Steve Porter, the so-called "Rob Ford Crack Remix" features great lines like "I know smoking crack is wrong -- Rob Ford / Folks, I'd do anything to get more" and "I wanna be high, and smoke now / and I want to smoke 1,000 pounds."

Of course, the mayor never actually said these things -- well, most of them, anyway. They're all video and audio clips that have been copied from Ford's various media interviews, then spliced together in more imaginative ways.

WATCH the "Rob Ford Crack Remix," above.

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