James Collins Allegedly Called 911 Because Neighbors Wouldn't Drink With Him

James Collins just wanted to have a drink with his neighbors, but when they declined to imbibe with him, he took matters into his own hands.

Collins, 56, called 911 on Nov. 3 and reported his neighbors' rude behavior to the cops, according to Dumb As A Blog.

Officers from the Fort Pierce, Fla., police department thought they were responding to a domestic disturbance call.

Instead, Collins -- who was celebrating his birthday -- just told them his neighbors were being mean and would not drink with him, according to a report obtained by TCPalm.com.

An officer explained to Collins about misusing 911, but he apparently didn't get the message.

He called 30 minutes later to once again complain about his neighbors not drinking with him.

This time, when the cops arrived, they noticed he smelled of booze and had a container of "Blue Ice" in his front shirt pocket.

Collins was arrested on charges of disorderly intoxication and misuse of 911, UPI.com reported.