Passengers aboard the Chicago Transit Authority can now add "naked screaming lady" to the list of reasons a train is delayed.
The CTA Red Line hit a brief snag Saturday that, as it turns out, was caused by a naked woman who was slapping passengers, yelling and announcing she was "the goddess of the train," according to WGN.
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An eyewitness told ChicagoNow the woman announced to passengers she was going to the front car to drive the train and ordered everyone off.
As CBS Chicago reports, the 31-year-old woman reportedly jumped a turnstile to board the train. After her short ride, she was escorted off the southbound Red Line at the Granville stop around 1 p.m. Police say the woman, who has a history of mental illness, is undergoing a psychiatric evaluation.